“Justice is for the victim.” Kick. “Vengeance is for the survivor.”

“...the dead have a way of becoming saints in the eyes of their survivors...”

“Kicking ass is surprisingly therapeutic”

“Well that's too bad, because this is an assassination.""No, this is an execution.""The difference would be...?""Assassination is murder. Execution is justice.”

“Faythe, it's me!""I know who the hell you are. Why do you think I kicked you?”

“The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I'd be giving it or receiving it was still a bit of a mystery.”

“It's suspiciously quiet in here, and there's a Tod shaped dent in the bean bag. For the sake of both my sanity and my temper, I'm going to pretend I can't tell that you're in his lap, so could you pretend that this is still my house and you are still my daughter, and I'm within my parental rights to kick your boyfriend out after 11:00 p.m.?”