“Like I'm going to pass up an opportunity to smack your cousin.”
“I ought to tell you I'm probably your cousin.”
“If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.”
“Never pass an opportunity when it is in your face. You may never get that opportunity again. Speaking from experience!!! Carpe Diem!!!”
“My protective instincts were going into overdrive and I wanted to go smack the shit out of the punk for getting my friend wound up like that. No one messed with my girls. Ever.”
“Opportunity will always pass YOU by, until YOU open your eyes! - Kit McCann”