“My shirt got torn in a fight. Yours evidently has a fast-release tab.”
“Have your boyfriend add therapy bills to my expense tab.”
“I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt”
“On my tombstone they will carve, "IT NEVER GOT FAST ENOUGH FOR ME.”
“Just so I’m clear, if you make it Tab or my cut, I pick Tab. You’ll get my cut and you, personally, will not ever, brother, not ever again see me.”
“The sixth rule of Fight Club: No shirt, no shoes.”