“So, did the costume come with a condom, or is that sold separately?”
“This book comes with its very own logo (logo sold separately).”
“Lock surveyed all the costumes. Some must have cost a small fortune and some were ridiculous. “Is that supposed to be a used condom?”
“When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, “You want me to wear a condom?!”
“You know, the first two, I probably should've seen coming. The leprechaun costume? Not so much.”
“Have you ever heard of a condom? Don't Carpathians have condoms? Because I'm thinking that if you're all that worried, a condom might be just the thing." His smile was slow in coming. "I had not thought of that. As a rule Carpathians do not need such things.”