“You act like getting pregnant is a disease you can catch from public toilets.”
“It's like getting your girlfriend pregnant, you can't unscrew her.”
“Finally, you have to be able to get over a crush if it doesn't work out. A crush is like a love disease. It can drive you mad. Try not to let it get you down.”
“YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER, BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM DRINK FROM THE TOILET" ”
“Your father's an asshole. It's not a disease. You don't have to catch it.”
“Like when the counselor delved into your habits of using a public toilet, such as do you flush with your foot and use your elbow to open the door? If yes, woe unto you. You're crazy.”