“If war is gods way of teaching geography to Americans, then recession is his way of teaching little economics to everyone”
“War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.”
“Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.”
“God created war so that Americans would learn geography.”
“Shabelsky: O mind of genius, you think up things for everyone and teach everyone, but why not for once teach me... Teach me, great brain, show me the way out...”
“If they can't learn the way we teach, we teach the way they learn”