“All it takes to get along in this here man's town is a little shit, grit, and mother-wit.”
“It is very easy to forgive others their mistakes; it takes more grit and gumption to forgive them for having witnessed your own.”
“Sometimes it feels like I live in such a shit town. It meets all reasonable definitions of a shit town. There are still men who put on hats to drive on these roads, our only celebrities are sports stars and newsreaders, and everyone you meet already knows your mother. p.34”
“It was a little difficult to take him seriously when he sang along to a song about a woman taking another woman's man.”
“A middle-aged mother in a little town called Naples has been named Miss Dreamsville.”
“The education of all children, from the moment that they can get along without a mother's care, shall be in state institutions.”