“Members of Congress are like the voters in one respect -- they want to go with the winners.”
“With anal sex, I suggest you start gently. Find a slender midget. Or a member of Congress.”
“Great charismatic leaders don't just say what voters want to hear; they say what voters want to say.”
“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”
“Insider trading is a serious crime. Do you know what the penalty for doing it is? Nothing, if you’re a member of Congress. ”
“Sometimes in life you don't always feel like a winner, but that doesn't mean you're not a winner, you want to be like yourself. I want my fans to know it's okay.”