“The things taught in schools and colleges are not an education, but the means to an education.”

“To educate the peasantry, three things are needed: schools, schools and schools.”

“And just because you have colleges and universities doesn't mean you have education.”

“I was never educated to be an actor. I went to a regular college. It was a great thing for me because I feel that the main thing to get out of college is a thirst for knowledge. College should teach you how to be curious. Most people think that college is the end of education, but it isn't. The ceremony of giving you the diploma is called commencement. And that means you are fit to commence learning because you have learned how to learn.”

“They say that we are better educated than our parents' generation. What they mean is that we go to school longer. It is not the same thing.”

“Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”