“When a woman orders fruit salad for two, she perfects the original sin.”
“knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it into the fruit salad.”
“Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”
“A fruit salad is delicious precisely because each fruit maintains its own flavor.”
“Alors, he is a virile man, she is a beautiful woman . . . why are they not making salad together?”
“Like sin itself, Satan appeals to the senses. He originated and perfected the art of disguising evil as good.”