“What’s the good of being true to your religion on the outside, if you don’t change what’s on the inside,were it really counts ?”

“Life isn’t like the movies. People don’t change overnight. people don’t go from arrogant and self-righteous to ashamed and remorseful. They don’t suddenly give in when they’ve spent years taking out. No doesn’t magically become a Yes.”

“True friends are those who love you not in spite of your faults and imperfections, but because of them.”

“Everything is relative. If you want to understand a problem you look at its cause. You don’t look at its manifestation.”

“Yes, Simone, he is mentally unstable for being attracted to you. call the men in white suits.”

“It's like one of those scenes from a feel-good Hollywood movie. Where everybody is happy and nobody's hair fizzes in the wind. Where it doesn't rain, your shoes stay comfortable all day, and everybody's jokes are funny.”

“Parents. Honestly. Sometimes they really do think the world revolves around them.”