“If I were to die tomorrow, I think they'd say Newman 56, composer of the hit song, Short People. Jumped off a mountain today.”

“I think the tax cut is ridiculous but so am I.”

“I once had dinner with Madonna and I wasn't nervous but within about a minute I found myself talking about underwear.”

“Yes, Baby...I've been drinkin'...I shouldn't come by I know...but I found myself in trouble, darlin'...and I have no place else to go. Honey I'm guilty..yes I'm guilty...and I'll be guilty for the rest of my life. How come I never do, what I'm supposed to do. Nothin' I try to do ever turns out right. You know how it is with me baby, I just can't stand myself...it takes a whole lotta medicine, darlin'...for me to pretend that I'm somebody else.”

“God bless the potholes on Memory Lane.”

“I picture my epitaph: 'Here lies Paul Newman, who died a failure because his eyes turned brown.”

“I want my audiences to know that positive thinking has been a hallmark of my life, a pick yourself up and carry on attitude has powered me through my life, even at difficult times. I discuss these times with humor, humility and honesty with my audiences, I try to inspire people to find their own way. - Janice Newman, RScP”