“until you got ice cream spilled on you, you’re not doing field work”
“I love revision. Where else can spilled milk be turned into ice cream?”
“If you can be quiet, you’re more than welcome to stay in my House of Silence. Bring your own bubblegum ice cream. ”
“Derek’s like, “So . . . what do you want to do first?”“I don’t know.”“Feel like ice cream?”“It’s, like, three degrees out.”“That’s why getting ice cream would be badass.”
“Bug? You sack of sweat stink. I've got farts that smell sweeter than you. Think you're better than me? Poop ice cream cones, do you? Call me a bug! Rachel, let me do him now.”
“Have you ever spent days and days and days making up flavors of ice cream that no one's ever eaten before? Like chicken and telepone ice cream? Green mouse ice cream was the worst. I didn't like that at all.”