“A penny saved is worth two pennies earned . . . after taxes. ”

“The broker said the stock was "poised to move." Silly me, I thought he meant up.”

“A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned”

“If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.”

“Several months ago there was a somewhat, in some people's eyes, relatively normal Cal--or by and large normal--the best he was able to be as half Auphe. Occasionally he did lose his shit, attacked and ate deer while on road trips through the woods, created massive holes in between dimensions to shove through malevolently murderous pucks, and once in a while ripped out an Auphe's throat with his teeth. He also opened a gate or two to save his friends, blew up an antihealer from the inside out to save the world, cleaned his guns while watching porn, and generally was a smart-ass to everyone.Normal.”

“I think the tax cut is ridiculous but so am I.”

“There are two questions that we have to ask ourselves. The 1st is " Where am I going?" and the 2nd is "Who will go with me?"If you ever get these questions in the wrong order , you are in trouble.”