“Fictions, whoppers and paradiddles.”
“And when all was said and done the lies a fellow told about himself couldn't probably hold a proverbial candle to the wholesale whoppers other fellows coined about him.”
“And if they're fictional, it is entirely acceptable to cheat on fictional men with other fictional men.”
“Fiction is hardly ever fiction.”
“Love Fiction for Fiction Lovers”
“That's the thing with handmade items. They still have the person's mark on them, and when you hold them, you feel less alone. This is why everyone who eats a Whopper leaves a little more depressed than they were when they came in. Nobody cooked that burger.”