“When someone won't let you in, eventually you stop knocking.”

“Millard! Who's the prime minister?""Winston Churchill," he said. "Have you gone daft?""What's the capital of Burma?""Lord, I've no idea. Rangoon?""Good! When's your birthday?""Will you quit shouting and let me bleed in peace!”

“Will you quit shouting and let me bleed in peace!”

“It's easy to say you don't care about money when you have plenty of it.”

“That's quite a performance you gave earlier [...] I'm sure the theater lost a fine actor when you chose to devote yourself to murder and cannibalism.”

“She moved to pinch me again but I blocked her hand. I'm no expert on girls, but when one tries to pinch you four times, I'm pretty sure that's flirting.”

“ ‘You don’t strike me as a quitter.’ ‘Then you don’t know me very well,’ I replied.”