“If you must fail," he said grandly, "fail spectacularly!”
“To fail spectacularly is a loser's paradise.”
“Everything is a contest. All dealings among men are a contest in which some will succeed and others fail. And some are failing quite spectacularly.”
“If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.”
“They say, if you care about something, you have to set it free and if it comes back to you, it was meant to be.""They're full of shit."Obviously, I failed spectacularly at being philosophical.”
“For a man to successful, not only must he succeed but his friends must also fail.”