“For cripes sake, have you ever heard of 'Ready or not? Here I come'?"Retro or not, cheesy is cheesy."Sometimes what you learned from beer commercials comes in real handy.”

“Most humans are unaware that amidst the Anne Rice devotees and the vampire wannabes, actual vampires use the Net.”

“Friendship is a give and take. You have to have a strong relationship with your friend and I think you have to offer them something and they have to offer you something and that’s to always learn from it.”

“There are vampires. They are real, they are of our time, and they are here, close by, stalking us as we sleep...”

“You look like a goddess when you come, did you know that?""I'm not a goddess.""Not a goddess. Not an angel. Not a devil. Are you a ghost? Because you can't be real.""I'm real.”

“Want to know something wonderful? Even when we at times are faithless Jesus remains faithful. ”

“Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos!”