“Authors, full of evil thoughts, lock up your typewriters.”
“Throw up into your typewriter every morning. Clean up every noon.”
“Mum said, "It is the thought that counts."And I said, "I know, which is why I am ringing the authorities right now. Anyone who thinks like she does should be locked up out of harm's way.”
“A typewriter is a means of transcribing thought, not expressing it.”
“What should I do?""Throw up in your typewriter every morning.""Yeah.""Clean up every noon.”
“An old racetrack joke reminds you that your program contains all the winners' names. I stare at my typewriter keys with the same thought.”