“Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.- The Watchful Poker Chip of H. Matisse”

“When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing...”

“We're so different. You're an intellectual. I'm an idiot.""Don't say that," I yelled. "You're not an idiot, you stupid idiot.”

“They migrated to the usual room on the second floor. Heywood Broun was there by the door, setting up bottles of gin, scotch and beer. Alexander Woollcott sat ensconced behind the round table (not THE Round Table). He shuffled the cards and stacked up poker chips.Dorothy stopped in the doorway and watched what they were doing. 'You boys sure know how to treat a woman,' she said. 'Liquor in the front and poker in the rear.”

“I’m all out of beer like I’m all out of love. But I don’t drink beer, so who cares?”

“What else is there to do in college except drink beer or slit one's wrists?”