“I'm being ironic. Don't interrupt a man in the midst of being ironic, it's not polite. There!”
“It is ironic that America, with its history of injustice to the poor, especially the black man and the Indian, prides itself on being a Christian nation.”
“How ironic. Now that he wasn't with Blay, he was being faithful to the fucker.”
“It is an ironic habit of human beings to run faster when they have lost their way.”
“The trouble is not really in being alone, it's being lonely. One can be lonely in the midst of a crowd, don't you think?”
“You can't interrupt the process of making a key once you've started. It lets a kind of hesitation into the iron. That happens and the key will never sit well in its lock.”