“Or did you have your fingernails honed on a whetsone, my darling?”
“Darling, whose book is this to be?""Ostensibly yours, my sweet""I see -- rather like my life since I met you?""Yes darling”
“You don't get pixels under your fingernails.”
“You are perfect. Your fingernails drive me crazy.”
“I swear his pheromones have my freaking name written on them. They hone in and attack.”
“Will you marry me, my darling ?Do I have options, you bastard ?”