“Categories No. 1 and No. 2: Rolled-up trips and three cards to a low straight flush.”

“Categories No. 4 and No. 5: Three small cards to a straight and two small cards with an ace.”

“Category No. 3: Two aces with a low card.”

“How to see a vampire in three easy steps: 1. Get up. 2. Find a mirror. 3. Look at your first vampire.”

“Many of your opponents will put a great deal of emphasis on three low cards to a straight. These hands are very strong and they do scoop a lot of pots. However, they do best in multiway pots when the cards needed to fill the open ends are very live and when these hands”

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