“Did you just say 'nerd'?""Not a 'nerd' - node.""Oh.”

“Of course I do, Jack! You have to beLIEve me!”

“I finally understand, I wasn't waiting to kill people, I was waiting to be killed...by a man like you...”

“Snake pulled out the digital camera and decided to play a joke on Otacon. He snapped a picture of the pinup, muttered, "Good," and closed the door.”

“It's about average for us. Behavior always draws more than survey. We're the sexy ones,' Nate said with a grin.Amy snorted. 'Oh, yeah, you guys are the Mae Wests of the nerd world.'We're action nerds,' Nate said. 'Adventure nerds. Nerds of romance.”

“When youre sharing a foxhole with another man, you don't worry about what color he is, just whether or not he will protect your back”

“Because you are the superhero fledgling. I’m just your more attractive sidekick. Oh, and the herd of nerds are your dorky minions.”