“Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.”
“A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.”
“The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for companionship”
“I don't like girls in the daytime,' he said shortly, and then thinking this a bit abrupt, he added: 'But I like you.' He cleared his throat. 'I like you first and second and third.”
“Life is the first gift, love is the second, and understanding, the third”
“Life is the first gift, love is the second, and understanding the third.”