“And the commercials would have sickened a goat raised on barbed wire and broken beer bottles.”
“But I do, and the barbed wire tightens once more, until my heart is strangled and broken.”
“Life is a bucket of shit with a barbed wire handle.”
“Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer... If one of those bottles should happen to fall, there'd be how many bottles of beer on the wall?”
“I ran straight into the wooden fence at the foot of the field. I was lucky that it had been a rail fence, rather than a barbed wire, or I would have shredded myself into vampire linguine.”
“And you, Bloss, may shove it ... sideways ... with barbed wire wrapped around it.”