“Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency.”
“School is the advertising agency which makes you believe that you need the society as it is.”
“Insomnia is an all-night travel agency with posters advertising faraway places.”
“No one's family is normal. Normalcy is a lie invented by advertising agencies to make the rest of us feel inferior.”
“Authentic brands don't emerge from marketing cubicles or advertising agencies. They emanate from everything the company does...”
“I realized it was like a dating agency: the ions are the lost souls looking for mates; the electrolyte is the agency that can help them find each other.”