“He was a guy who talked with commas, like a heavy novel. Over the phone anyway.”
“Balthazar was the kind of guy who used totally correct spelling and punctuation even when he was texting, which was sort of bizarrely hot. She was in serious trouble if commas could get her going.”
“What’s up with you and that new guy anyway?” Simon watched David leaving the room with contempt on his face. “Nothing.” “Nothing or none of my business?” “Both.” I placed my hand on my chin over the table and pretended he wasn’t talking to me.”
“Pardon me, but there’s someone on the phone who says they have a call for you.”There’s a call to tell me I have a call?” he asked with heavy skepticism.”
“I'm not saying he was, like, crying tears of man pain over the phone, but he sounded upset.”
“The more this guy talked, the more he sounded like a fortune cookie.”