“It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window.”
“Blondes are said to be more fun, but a well-caffeinated brunette is a kick-in-the-pants!”
“The windows are empty holes lined with glass teeth.”
“Her problem wasn't she was a dumb blonde, it was she wasn't a blonde and she wasn't dumb.”
“It doesn't bother me when someone calls me a 'dumb blonde.' I'm neither dumb or blonde.”
“I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb - and I'm not blonde either.”