“You can have a hangover from other things than alcohol. I had one from women.”
“I have taken more from alcohol than alcohol has ever taken from me.”
“If you think the hangover from tequila shots is bad, wait till you’ve had junkie blood.”
“I have found that when you are deeply troubled, there are things you get from the silent devoted companionship of a dog that you can get from no other source.”
“There are only two things I can do better than most people. One of them is to make vodka from goats’ milk, and the other is to put together an atom bomb.”
“Love's an illusion. It's a dream you wake up from with an enormous hangover and net credit debt. I'd rather have cash.”