“I have noticed that, with few exceptions, men bungle their affairs. Everywhere I see incompetence rampant, incompetence triumphant...I have accepted the universality of incompetence.”
“I have not yet witnessed a spontaneous recovery from incompetence.”
“I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm.”
“Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.”
“I have always felt that violence was the last refuge of the incompetent, and empty threats the last sanctuary of the terminally inept.”
“I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.”