“Life is a sexually transmitted disease.”
“Life is a terminal disease, and it is sexually transmitted.”
“Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.”
“Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.”
“Rumours are like sexually transmitted diseases, both are spread by whores.”
“That man penetrated me with his shame. Shame, I realize now, is an infectious disease. Shame can be sexually transmitted.”