“Babies are born without knee-caps.”

“My lasagne has been known to bring me to the knees.""Baby, it doesn’t take food for you to bring me to my knees.”

“Babies are born with the instinct to speak, the way spiders are born with the instinct to spin webs. You don’t need to train babies to speak; they just do. But reading is different.”

“I feel sorry for little babies... When a little baby is born into this cold world, he's confused! He's frightened! He needs something to cheer him up... The way I see it, as soon as a baby is born, he should be issued a banjo!”

“I haven’t the faintest idea how babies are born, probably because I fainted on the day I was born.”

“the quote that i liked is"The moment of the baby boy is born is taught to be tough" i really liked this quote from the book that am reading because i think its the same in UAE,we teach our baby boy to be strong and to get up without crying and to depend on him self.”