“when life gives you lemons. Make yourself a screwdriver”
“When life gives you lemons, forget the lemonade. Make a lemon chicken and a rich lemon cheesecake. Blame life for the extra pounds.”
“When life gives you lemons, make Lemonade!”
“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade”
“When life gives you lemons, make assless chaps.”
“When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like WHAT?!”