“Dear, he was the bad dress of men - a bit too short and clinging to you in all the wrong places.”
“That's it! When you come to know men, that's how they are: too sensitive in the wrong place.”
“Life was short, and if it wasn't sweet you were in the wrong place with the wrong people”
“One of the really bad things you can do to your writing is to dress up the vocabulary, looking for long words because you're maybe a little bit ashamed of your short ones. This is like dressing up a household pet in evening clothes. The pet is embarrassed and the person who committed this act of premeditated cuteness should be even more embarrassed.”
“The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in”
“Life is too short to read bad books or drink bad wine.”