“As bland as oatmeal, yet somehow I'd become the rumor mill's hot sauce.”
“It was a running joke; everyone was aware of how ridiculous the rumor mill was, and yet they all shamelessly participated in it.”
“So I enrolled at the University of North Florida, which, as you can imagine, is in north Florida. That’s about all I have to say about the school itself, as it’s so bland that if it were a food it would be oatmeal. Cold oatmeal.”
“the not-so-bookish librarian was half angel, half she-devil, so sayeth the rumor mill.”
“Xedrix-"No, our motto is 'everything tastes better with hot sauce.”
“Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes.It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt.”