“If you have good sex, you've done a lot right in life.”

“Every second you spend holding someone else back is time not running the race yourself.”

“I’m going to strip my way through plumber’s school. What do you think of the stage name Fine-Ass Frankie?”

“Beneath the people we think we are, there are funnier, happier, livelier people that we keep ignoring.”

“Yes. I guess it's the foolish romantic in me, but you see, I don’t think that sex is my Muse.”

“I suppose I knew on an intellectual level that graves weren't especially made for getting out of. I mean, you start with a hermetically sealed casket and then you dump six feet of dirt on top of it. Over time the earth gets compacted, which can't make it easy to dig through. So even if you're a very angry and determined zombie, you've kind of got your work cut out for you just escaping from the grave.Which was, I suppose, why we got hit with an initial wave of zombie bugs, birds and rodents. I bet some people would say if you've never picked undead mosquitoes out of your teeth, you've never lived. Under that definition, I'd be just as happy to have not lived, thanks.”

“She kept me from living in back alleys and going back to drugs. I paid her back, but I owed her a lot more than the money. Emily saved my life.” Buck Jamison in Goodbye Emily”