“It's not that girls are delusional, per se. It's just that they have this subtle ability to warp actual circumstances into something different.”

“It’s not that most girls are delusional, per se. It’s just that they have this subtle ability to warp actual circumstances into something different. And if there’s one thing I’m really against, it is turning a blind eye to reality. What’s the point? Things are the way they are, and the best thing for us to do is to just acknowledge that. No one ever died from having too much information. It’s the misunderstandings that are the problem.”

“It's not that I want to work for Williams-Sonoma, per se, it's just that you guys have the money and I don't.”

“We proclaim human intelligence to be morally valuable per se because we are human. If we were birds, we would proclaim the ability to fly as morally valuable per se. If we were fish, we would proclaim the ability to live underwater as morally valuable per se. But apart from our obviously self-interested proclamations, there is nothing morally valuable per se about human intelligence.”

“It's different for girls.”

“Worry is most often a prideful way of thinking that you have more control over life and its circumstances than you actually do.”