“so mom got the postcard today”
“Today might not be so good. But tomorrow, you got another chance to get it right.”
“A picture postcard is a symptom of loneliness.”
“I've got so much work to do today, I'd better spend two hours in prayer instead of one.”
“Your mom is a rainbow goddess?""You got a problem with that?""No, no. Rainbows. Very macho.”
“Mom just got you a babysitter! She had to pay her a ton to stay.”