“Zip it kiddo. Don't ever admit you know a thing about cooking or it'll be used against you later in life.”
“If you don't learn to laugh at life it'll surely kill you, that I know.”
“Don't lie about it. You made a mistake. Admit it and move on. Just don't do it again. Ever”
“It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.”
“You don't know me. Don't ever think you know me. The only things you know about me are the things you made me do, and that illustrates your character, not mine.”
“You're always in the kitchen," Alianora said when she poked her head through the door a moment later. "Or the library. Don't you ever do anything but cook and read?”