“There is, of course, no reason for the existence of the male sex except that sometimes one needs help with moving the piano.”
“One can survive every hurt and move on, except the hatred of a mother formed without reasons, that one could not elucidate.”
“There is something about the unexpected that moves us. As if the whole of existance is paid for in some way, except for that one moment, witch is free.”
“If you had a daily printout from the brain of an average twenty-four-year-old male, it would probably go like this: sex, need coffee, sex, traffic, sex, sex, what an asshole, sex, ham sandwich, sex, sex, etc”
“Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place”