“Humans time and again demonstrated they were capable of perpetrating crimes as vile and gruesome as any vampire.”

“If all it took to become vampire was to be bitten by one, then the world would have been overrun with vampires millennia ago.”

“-You were in jail? What was it like?-Boring.Dirty.Smelled like ass.”

“Listen, I gather you have a problem working with a psychic. Believe me, I don't like working with a jackass any better.”

“Just because the restaurant had Dynamite Shrimp on the menu, was that any reason for the place to blow up? (re April 15 release, Killer Kitchens”

“That's my brother," I said. "Saving the world, one girl at a time.”

“Excitement in Eastport? Nay! But I had time to snoop around Nancy Drew style.”