“If all it took to become vampire was to be bitten by one, then the world would have been overrun with vampires millennia ago.”
“To become a vampire, you must be bitten by one. To become a ninja, you first have to allow yourself to be one.”
“being bitten by a vampire is not sexy”
“I've just been bitten on the neck by a vampire... mosquito. Does that mean that when the night comes I will rise and be annoying?”
“I'd witnessed for the first time in my vampire- obsessed existence an actual vampire bite. The only problem was that it wasn't my neck being bitten.”
“I doubted vampire stuff would work on my disembodied father. He might have been a soulless bastard, but he was not an actual vampire.”