“I've never been in love, but if a penguin can find a soul mate, I'm sure I can, too.”
“You've always been my best friend, my soul mate, and now I've fallen in love with you too. Why is that such a crime?”
“You can never have too many penguins.”
“I realized it was like a dating agency: the ions are the lost souls looking for mates; the electrolyte is the agency that can help them find each other.”
“What the new mate, sports car, or unexpected check could never do, Christ says, "I Can." You'll love how he achieves it. He reconnects your soul with God.”
“I've never known him as a civilian. Never known him as just a regular guy, something I'm not sure he--or any warrior--can ever be again.”