“If women don't find ya handsome, they should at least find ya handy.”
“Puts a weight on ya. Goin' out lookin' for somepin you know you ain't gonna find.”
“I ope ya don't mind, Charlie, but I borrowed one a ya effs.''Ya did?''Yeah.' he smiled. 'I told 'im to start finkin' smart.”
“Ya Allah Ayyub-kan hamba, Ya Allah lebarkan dada, Ya Allah Ya Allah Ya Allah luaskan jiwa”
“If the thunder don't get ya then the lightning will.”
“Snooki is a bestselling author? Huh? What? I don't know if I should dumb down my book, shoot myself or find a publisher who'll settle for a rough draft written on a Pop-Tart and a coconut lotion handie..”