“If your mind goes blank, don't forget to turn off the sound.”
“Quando Omni Flunkus Mortati”
“Remember I'm pullin' for ya--we're all in this together.”
“I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to......I guess.”
“If women don't find ya handsome, they should at least find ya handy.”
“Your tears only water your weeds”