“The more I see, the less I know, the more I'd like to let it go.”

“This life is more than just a read-through.”

“I got dosed by you and Closer than most to you and What am I supposed to do Take it away I never had it anyway”

“Boys are cheats and liars, they're such a big disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second base... ball, baseball he thinks he's gonna score. If you let him go all the way then you are a hor... ticulture studies flowers, geologist studies rocks. The only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his cock... roaches, beetles, butterflies and bugs. Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of jug... glers and acrobats, a dancing bear named Chuck. All guys really want to do is - forget it, no such luck.”

“Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.”

“They made us many promises, more than I can remember, but they kept only one; they promised to take our land, and they did.”

“Being trustworthy requires: Doing the right thing. And doing things right.”