“This life is more than just a read-through.”

“The more I see, the less I know, the more I'd like to let it go.”

“I got dosed by you and Closer than most to you and What am I supposed to do Take it away I never had it anyway”

“Boys are cheats and liars, they're such a big disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second base... ball, baseball he thinks he's gonna score. If you let him go all the way then you are a hor... ticulture studies flowers, geologist studies rocks. The only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his cock... roaches, beetles, butterflies and bugs. Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of jug... glers and acrobats, a dancing bear named Chuck. All guys really want to do is - forget it, no such luck.”

“Being trustworthy requires: Doing the right thing. And doing things right.”

“Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.”

“I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity.”