“Good night, and may God Bless”

“I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity.”

“Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.”

“My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.”

“Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles. ”

“The candy may be "prettier" than the apple, but the apple is "sweeter" than the candy.”

“A night of exhilaration, of boredom and terror, in which the merest of sounds took on other forms - grew large in the expanse of darkness. After several hours the sheep gradually stopped calling to each other from accross the river banks, and a brittle quiet descended. I desperately wanted to walk down to the water's edge. To see the black river in the moonlight. But a mixture of reason and fear kept me locked along the safe paths high above.”