“I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity.”

“Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.”

“My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.”

“Good night, and may God Bless”

“Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles. ”

“The Human brain is a hotbed of imagination, capable of taking a simple stimulus and magnifying it many times greater than it is...let your mind run wild!”

“The candy may be "prettier" than the apple, but the apple is "sweeter" than the candy.”